Ten days of dubious liturgy…
But there can be only one survivor of
Team Tridentine is in disarray!
After winning two challenges in a row, thus allowing them to keep their entire team intact, the team has polarized into two opposing factions.
The team problems started when Tom from
Within moments, four of the island’s 27 liturgy directors had been informed of the comments and had made their way down to see Tom from
It seems that Tom from
The liturgists began berating Tom from
But just as
He then also goes on to further enrage the Survivor Liturgy Island Liturgy Directors by stating that his “grandfather could write a better hymn than Marty, and he’s dead!”
Within moments the entire team is fighting, and the Liturgy Directors have evicted John from
Both teams awake to discover that intruders have been introduced to
Each team is forced to take one new team member who has been introduced to the island by the Liturgy Directors of Survivor Liturgy Island.
Team Tridentine is forced to accept Intruder Sally and Team
Intruder Chris immediately causes a ruckus by suggesting that Team
Things are becoming strained on
Intruder Chris recommends that if his team would take the time to reconnect with mother earth then their negative energy would be displaced by a cosmic happiness and life-joy.
The team challenge, which requires each team to make liturgical vestments, goes bad for Team Tridentine when an attempt to gather coconuts for their liturgical waistcoats results in a near fatal accident. One of the camera crew is crushed when a Team Tridentine member falls on him from a coconut tree.
Intruder Sally and Intruder Chris
Things have gone horribly awry on
Both teams have split into four separate schismatic groups, with all four teams claming that they are the only true and real champions and lords of
Team Tridentine now only performs liturgies at and after reading a book by Father Richard Rohr they insist on getting naked at every possible occasion.
The other two teams (Team Dionysus and Team Serenity) are living on separate sides of the island in caves. No one is really sure what they do, but their liturgies can be heard from the other side of the island.
A Team Gregorian member during a divine rage liturgy
Day Twenty Two:
After suggesting that they should try and reunite the teams with a trivia challenge about Matthew Fox and Hans Kung,
The other teams have erected a g
The prayer reads…
“Hail Marty, full of taste; the words are with thee
Blessed art thou are among music
Holy Marty, father of songs in G
Play for us singers, now and at the hour of our liturgy”
They are also halfway through constructing a “
No one has heard from
Some of the Survivor Liturgy Island Liturgy Directors have joined teams (eight teams at last count) while others are working as liturgy consultants to several of the teams.
Sources tell us that Cardinal Arinze is on his way to
This picture was taken as the camera crew fled the island under cover of darkness